He's not the worst person I've ever met...
M: He’s got a personality like warm milk. Sandpaper is more fun and interesting.
E: He’s a funsucker, wet blanket, debbie downer, buzzkill, made me want to kill myself…
M: awkward as fuck
E: he’s a dementor
M: his sense of humor kills kittens
E: I would rather get a real job than spend ten minutes alone with him.
M: I’d rather hit him in the face with a dead fish than punch hitler.
E: I’d rather lick a dirty dollar then dig a ditch than look at him in boxers.
M:His face is the last horcrux.
E: I’d rather have sex with He Who Must Not Be Named than pretend to laugh at his “jokes”
M: Dobby wouldn’t even take his sock.
It's called referencing Harry Potter... Learn about it.